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Connor MacManus : [Grabs gun and points it at Romeo] And an awesome wailin' was heard throughout...
Murphy MacManus : And the terrible hand of the lord, struck upon the earth...
Connor MacManus : And as almighty God, created you... Now... He calleth you home!
Connor MacManus : [pause. Gun Clicks] Oops... Busy signal... We'll have to calleth back!
Murphy MacManus : [Brothers Laugh] Let's have a shot while we're waitin'!
Connor MacManus : I think he took a little piss!
Romeo : That shit was not funny!
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Romeo : Ding Dong Motherfucker! Ding Dong!
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Romeo : Are you saying I look gay?
Murphy MacManus : No. You just hail from a colorful...
Romeo : You don't know me. You think these make me look gay?
Irish Gun Dealer : You look like you might have seen one up close.
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Romeo : This ain't rocket surgery.
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Romeo : Hey guys! You know what this is? This is our hideout man!
Connor MacManus : What are you fuckin' five?
Murphy MacManus : Look we have sticks, and some blankets. You could make a fort.
Romeo : Fuck you guys, this is cool. We even have a pinball machine.
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Romeo : Why can't I help you guys? It's because I'm a Mexican, ain't it?
Connor MacManus : How dare you, sir, you insinuate such a thing! The fact that you're a greasy spic has nothing to do with it.
[Connor and Murphy start laughing]
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Murphy MacManus : I thought you said your car was 'inconspicuous'?
Romeo : Yeah, well I don't like words with 'spic' right in the middle. Besides, it is where I live.
Murphy MacManus : Yeah, where's that Margaritaville?
Romeo : Hey, I hail from a colorful people. Besides, you wouldn't know style if it pitched a tent in your ass.
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Connor MacManus : Then we skin out. We go to Doc's for a shot of Irish. We're home in time for tacos.
[claps hands]
Connor MacManus : That's what we do.
Murphy MacManus : [looks at Connor doubtingly]
Connor MacManus : What?
Murphy MacManus : It's just this plan.
Connor MacManus : What the fucks wrong with the plan?
Murphy MacManus : It's, it's
Romeo : It's genius! I can even drive an F-lift man. Got my class D license and everything.
Connor MacManus : That's the fucking spirit!
Romeo : I'm gonna need a gun.
Connor MacManus , Murphy MacManus : Forget it!
Romeo : The fuck man, I'm in on this shit. I'm workin here.
Connor MacManus : Fuck's sake. Know what your gonna do? You're gonna consider yourself a fucking pledge 'til we tell you different.
Murphy MacManus : [laughs]
Romeo : Can I consider myself your girlfriend too?
Connor MacManus : That's what you get. Is there a fucking problem?
Romeo : It's fine!
Connor MacManus : I'm fucking watching you. You understand me. You stow that shit.
Murphy MacManus : Don't you worry, Rome, shit like this that builds character.
Romeo : Yeah, character of a little bitch.
Murphy MacManus : Now that's just unprofessional.
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Romeo : Who ordered the whup ass fajita?
[Connor and Murphy stare at him for a moment]
Murphy MacManus : That's fuckin' stupid.
Connor MacManus : Completely retarted.
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Romeo : Ding dong motherfucker... ding dong!