- Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña: Hey Bam!
- Bam Margera: Yo!
- Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña: What are you doing?
- Bam Margera: I'm trying to see if I can see Uranus... from Mianus!
- Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña: What kind of fish are in Mianus?
- Chris Pontius: The infamous Mianus brown trout. But mind yourself, there are rules in Mianus. You can't just keep pulling brown trout out of the river all day! There's a minimum length of nine inches and you can only pull out two in one day.
- Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña: Check it out, there's a map to Mianus.
- Chris Pontius: I don't need a map. I know Mianus better than any man, woman or child.
- Chris Pontius: Bam, you want a bite of my wiener?
- Bam Margera: Yeah, sure.
- [laughs]
- Bam Margera: I've always wanted Chris' wiener in Mianus.
- Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña: Lance, hold yourself together in Mianus!
- Chris Pontius: You better not puke in Mianus! What's so funny about Mianus? The brown trout?
- Lance Bangs: I can't breathe!
- Jason 'Wee Man' Acuña: Yeah, it is really hard to breathe in Mianus.