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Quotes
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Skipper : I say we let it ride, then we pick up the hippies and fly back in style.
Kowalski : Can we get an Airbus A380?
Skipper : Solid gold, baby!
Kowalski : Skipper, I'm afraid a solid gold plane would be too heavy to fly.
Skipper : Kowalski, we'll be rich. The rules of physics don't apply to us.
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Jonesy the Dog : Why should we even help them? They're not even circus.
Vitaly : That's Bolshevik!
Skipper : As much as I hate to admit it in American soil, the Ruskie's right.
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Skipper : Grab your luggage and drain your bladders, it's gonna be a long trip.
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Alex : Skipper, what about the plane?
Skipper : Well, the chimps will work all through the night, no breaks, no safety restrictions...
[Chimps run off]
Skipper : Hey! Where are you going? Get back here, we have a contract!
Mason : Yes, well, I'm afraid the labour laws are slightly more lenient in France. You see, they only have to work 2 weeks in a year.
Skipper : Well, someone else has the Canadian work ethic!