Everybody Hates Chris (TV Series)

Everybody Hates Cake (2008)

Vincent Martella: Greg Wuliger

Quotes 

• Chris : Greg? What are you doing here?

  Greg Wuliger : Got kicked out of the Bronx Academy, so I'm back.

  Chris : See you still have that coat.

  Greg Wuliger : I've changed in ways you couldn't imagine, Chris. I've seen things. I've done things. I've tasted blood and it tastes good.

  Joey Caruso : [punches Greg]  Taste that, Tonto.

• Greg Wuliger : [to Chris]  Dude, who was that androgynous guy you were just talking to?

  Chris : Oh, that's Angel.

  Greg Wuliger : Do I need to kick his ass?

  Narrator : Don't try it. Androgynous guys have a reputation for being great fighters.

  Chris : Nah, he's cool. He's in my Home Ec class.

  Greg Wuliger : Home Ec? Do I need to kick your ass?

• Greg Wuliger : [to Chris]  I gotta go beat up some nerds. Have fun at your bake-off.

  Narrator : If you don't find any nerds, you could just punch yourself in the face.