Desperate Housewives (TV Series)
Rose's Turn (2009)
Doug Savant: Tom Scavo
Quotes
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Lynette Scavo : What's that look on your face? You didn't eat dairy again did you?
Tom Scavo : No I've been working out!
Lynette Scavo : Oh.
Tom Scavo : If you're good I'll let you cut the feel
Lynette Scavo : That's ok I can see it from here. It's "thrilling"
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Tom Scavo : [Tom and Lynette are having dinner with Gabby and Carlos Tom has just found out Carlos saw Lynette naked after she tripped and fell in the shower] What's going on here?
Gabrielle Solis : Lynette was taking a shower and Carlos came by to drive her to work she tripped and fell and he helped her.
Lynette Scavo : You told her? I asked you no to.
Carlos Solis : She's my wife I tell her everything.
Tom Scavo : Well you hear that Lynette? They tell each other everything, that way they know that they're not hiding anything.
Lynette Scavo : I was just afraid you'd overreact! Like you're doing right now.
Tom Scavo : Full disclosure Lynette! That's what a marriage is about!
Gabrielle Solis : So I guess you disclosed your little "friendship" with Patty Rizzo?
Lynette Scavo : What little friendship?
Tom Scavo : You know what I think this is gorgenzola.
Lynette Scavo : Tom?
Tom Scavo : Patty gave me a ride home and for some reason Gabby's making a big deal about it.
Lynette Scavo : Because it's Patty Rizzo, she's a total slut. You should be on antibiotics just for sitting in her car!
Gabrielle Solis : Exactly!
Carlos Solis : Stay out of this Gabby you've done enough damage!
Gabrielle Solis : Hey don't snap at me! Lynette's my friend and I was just watching her back!
Tom Scavo : While your husband was watching her back!
Lynette Scavo : Drop it Tom! We'll continue this at home!
Gabrielle Solis : If you have a shower at the office, how come you come home smelling so bad?
Carlos Solis : I don't know... Why does lamb tat like sawdust?
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Tom Scavo : Wait you just took a shower, where?
Lynette Scavo : At work.
Tom Scavo : Didn't know you had a shower there.
Lynette Scavo : I don't, Carlos does.
Tom Scavo : So you went into Carlos' office stripped naked and took a shower?
Lynette Scavo : No I went into Carlos' "bathroom" closed the door then stripped naked and took a shower.
Tom Scavo : I'm not comfortable with this. What if he walked in?
Lynette Scavo : Then maybe I'd get that raise I've been asking for.
Tom Scavo : This isn't funny. You already spend 16 hours a day with the guy and now I find out that some of those hours you are naked and wet!
Lynette Scavo : Hours? It was two minutes. It's not like I'm lighting candles and playing Berry White.
Tom Scavo : I don't care I want it to stop.
Lynette Scavo : Fine... I should've just had sex I'd be asleep by now.
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Lynette Scavo : So I wanna hear more about the garden club. Tom says he's meeting all kinds of nice people
Gabrielle Solis : Really? Any favourites Tom?
Tom Scavo : They're all great gals. One's sorta a pain in the ass. Other than her, having a great time!
Gabrielle Solis : All though I keep telling Tom how dangerous gardens can be everywhere you step there are shovels and rakes and "hoes".