Desperate Housewives (TV Series)
The Story of Lucy and Jessie (2009)
Teri Hatcher: Susan Mayer
Quotes
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Gabrielle Solis : Susan, if you're not sure what Jessie ment by it, why don't you just talk to her?
Susan Mayer : Oh, that would be way to awkward. She's my boss.
Lynette Scavo : She's your boss? Let her kiss you again and then sue her!
Gabrielle Solis : Okay, we're going to figure this out for you. Were her eyes open or shut?
Susan Mayer : I don't know.
Gabrielle Solis : Well, how many seconds did the kiss last?
Susan Mayer : I don't remember.
Gabrielle Solis : [frustrated] Oh, for God's sake, was it this?
[Gabrielle quickly smooches Susan on her lips]
Gabrielle Solis : Or was it this?
[Gabrielle kisses Susan passionately for about three seconds]
Susan Mayer : Uh... the second one.
Lynette Scavo : Congratulations. You're now dating a lesbian.
Lee McDermott : [snickers] See you at the parade.