Law & Order: Special Victims Unit (TV Series)
Smut (2008)
Christopher Meloni: Detective Elliot Stabler
Quotes
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Elliot Stabler : [about the diamonds discovered in Eric Lutz's apartment] Looks like the stuff at the bottom of my son's fish bowl.
Olivia Benson : Okay, if those were keeping Dickie's fish company, all three of us could retire.
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Dr. Melinda Warner : Rape kit confirms your victim was menstruating.
Elliot Stabler : Son of a bitch has an answer for everything.
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Elliot Stabler : [to Olivia about Laurel Andrews] Why did you do that?
Olivia Benson : She's the same happy wife and mother she was before August 19th. It was like she was never raped.
Elliot Stabler : But she was. We have it on tape.
Olivia Benson : Right now, that woman is not a victim. If we play her that tape, we're making her one.
Elliot Stabler : If we pretend that woman wasn't attacked, then Lutz gets away with it and when he rapes his next victim, that will be on us.
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Olivia Benson : [after Elliot shows Laurel Andrews a video of her being sexually assaulted] What the hell were you thinking?
Elliot Stabler : I was thinking about getting a serial rapist off the streets.
Olivia Benson : I want to catch the guy as much as you do, but what about Laurel Andrews?
Elliot Stabler : How many times have you said, "Confronting the attacker is the only way to move on"?
Olivia Benson : Laurel doesn't have to move on. In her mind, she wasn't even raped.
Elliot Stabler : Lutz will learn from his mistakes. He'll improve his MO. Then we'll never get him. You can't change what happened to Laurel.
Olivia Benson : I can protect her from the damage.
Elliot Stabler : No, you can't. You should know that better than anyone.
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Elliot Stabler : Women making porn? That's like the whore on the corner working her way up to pimp. Doesn't make it right.
Odafin Tutuola : Lighten up, choirboy. You don't have to be a perv to like porn.
Olivia Benson : Oh, yeah? Then how come people don't put V for "vagina" next to "Vertigo" on their bookshelves?
Odafin Tutuola : Because they're afraid of being judged by prudes like you.
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Laurel Andrews : Detective Benson?
[slaps Olivia across the face]
Laurel Andrews : You're going to make me go through this again?
[Elliot gets up to intervene, but Olivia stops him]
Olivia Benson : It was my duty to turn those photos over.
Laurel Andrews : I thought your duty was to protect victims like me.
Olivia Benson : Believe me, Laurel, the last thing that I want to do is to hurt your case.
Laurel Andrews : You made me remember, relive that awful night! And now for the rest of my life, I will never get those horrible images out of my head.
Olivia Benson : I'm sorry...
Laurel Andrews : And I won't testify again.
[storms away]
Elliot Stabler : [to Olivia] You okay?
Olivia Benson : No.
[walks away]
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Elliot Stabler : [to Eric Lutz] How did you find Kelly?
Eric Lutz : You said she was attacked near my house. I just checked the closest hospital: Mercy.
Elliot Stabler : Yeah, but, you know, she was just a one-night stand. Why bother?
Eric Lutz : I already told you, I just wanted to make sure that she was okay.
Elliot Stabler : You know, someone might think that you just wanted to see how much she remembered.
Eric Lutz : Yeah, of course. I wanted her to remember that I didn't rape her, then I'd be off the hook.
Odafin Tutuola : [as he walks in the room] Keep wiggling. CSU just called from his crib.
Eric Lutz : I didn't give you permission to search my house.
Elliot Stabler : We got a warrant.
Odafin Tutuola : Yeah, and we found blood on your sheets. Same type as Kelly's. Explain that, player.
Eric Lutz : Guys, come on. It was her time of the month. It's not exactly a deal-breaker for me.