Crazy on the Outside (2010)
Tim Allen: Tommy
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Quotes
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Tommy : I do my best to be unappealing, but man, it's a losing battle.
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Tommy : Sorry for staring, but you're not quite what I expected when the word "probation officer" popped up.
Angela Papadopolous : Oh. Well, don't even go down that road, 'cuz I'll grind nuts send them back to you in a pepper shaker.
Tommy : That's more like it.
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Judge Pierce : How's is goin' guys?
Tommy : Hey, good.
Rick : Beautiful house, sir.
Edgar : Oh yeah, beautiful house. If I gotta take a dump, I'm taking it home with me.
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Tommy : I'm not the guy that went into prison. I'm the man that came out.
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[first lines]
Tommy : [to Christy's picture] I can't believe you died.
Prison Guard : Zelda, time to go.
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Angela Papadopolous : Let me cut to the chase. You do what I say, we meet once a week, keep your nose clean, and we won't have any trouble.
Tommy : You'll be able to eat off my nose.
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Ethan Papadopolous : Did you ever kill anybody?
Tommy : I'm thinking about it.