Carol's Second Act (TV Series)

R.I.P. Dr. Herman (2020)

Jean-Luc Bilodeau: Dr. Daniel Kutcher

Quotes 

• Dr. Maya Jacobs : We have an annual tradition here at Loyola, where we choose an intern to present at grand rounds.

  Dr. Carol Kenney : One of us gets to present in front of all the senior doctors in the hospital?

  Dr. Daniel Kutcher : And the rest of you will get to watch me do it.

• Dr. Daniel Kutcher : Dr. Gilani, could I ask for your opinion on this medical issue?

  [giving her a tablet] 

  Dr. Daniel Kutcher : I've grouped the gifts I think Jenny would like into three categories: Romantic, Aspirational, and Things I Like.

  Dr. Lexie Gilani : Romantic and Aspirational are empty.

• Jenny Kenney : My dad always wants to split a gift with my mom because he doesn't want to spoil me.

  Dr. Carol Kenney : I'm not splitting a gift with your dad. He still hasn't paid me back for the mattress we got you last year.

  Dr. Daniel Kutcher : That must have set you back. It is like sleeping on a cloud.

  Dr. Carol Kenney : Daniel, what did we talk about?

  Dr. Daniel Kutcher : [awkwardly quiet]  Boundaries.

• Dr. Daniel Kutcher : Okay, here's a casual topic. What's the most impressive birthday gift you ever got from a loved one? Go.

  Caleb : Well, if you're talking about birthday presents, nothing'll ever top the very first one I got: the gift of life.

  Dr. Lexie Gilani : What have you given girlfriends in the past?

  Dr. Daniel Kutcher : You know, the usual stuff, like a... an old sweatshirt that smells like me. And then I say "now we'll always be close."

  Dr. Lexie Gilani : Yep, that tracks.

  Dr. Daniel Kutcher : Okay, maybe I'm not the best at gift-giving. But this is different; I want to get Jenny something special.

  Caleb : Well, girls do love it when you adopt a goat in their name.

  Dr. Lexie Gilani : Honestly, I'm surprised a woman's ever touched either of you.

• Caleb : Wait, so, your ex is the reason you went to med school?

  Dr. Carol Kenney : No. And that's exactly why I never told any of you.

  Jenny Kenney : Yeah, that's kind of a sore spot. And now she's gonna tell you why she went to med school.

  Dr. Carol Kenney : I went to med school for myself, not for revenge, not to compete with him, not because I have anything to prove.

  Dr. Daniel Kutcher : Oh, like you'd have anything to prove to an anesthesiologist.

  Dr. Carol Kenney : Yeah. You have two responsibilities: put people to sleep, and remember to wake them up.

  Jenny Kenney : Oh. And now you've got her started on anesthesiologists. It's gonna be a while. Bye, guys.

• Dr. Lexie Gilani : Anyone know why they called us all in here?

  Nurse Dennis : Uh, probably hospital stuff.

  Dr. Daniel Kutcher : I bet Carol knows, since she's been spending so much time with her boyfriend and his cool older friends.

  Caleb : I think it's nice Carol has people her own age to talk to. Sometimes I think it's hard for her to relate to us.

  Dr. Lexie Gilani : I don't know. I'm exactly your age, and I can't relate to you at all.

• Dr. Lexie Gilani : Carol stop stalling and give us the juicy deets and the spicy meatballs about you and Lewis.

  Dr. Carol Kenney : That's between us.

  Caleb : How are you feeling, and did you like my presentation?

  Dr. Daniel Kutcher : No one liked your presentation.

• Dr. Lexie Gilani : So, how's your quest for the perfect birthday present going?

  Dr. Daniel Kutcher : Not great. I'm down to a drum set or a gift card to Jersey Mike's.

  Dr. Lexie Gilani : Oof. Well, at least when she dumps you, you won't have to worry about a Christmas present.