Rock Monster (2008 TV Movie)
Chad Michael Collins: Jason
Photos
Quotes
-
Toni : If I have to listen to Warren bitch about his kidneys being jostled by the bus or his feet swelling up from walking or his allergies acting up from the trees, I am going to hurt him - badly!
Jason : Have you ever taken a deep, dark look at yourself, your hostility towards the opposite sex? Are you sure you're not into... girls?
Toni : Oh, you wish.
-
Jason : I need a weapon.
The Colonel : You have one.
Jason : But you don't expect me to fight with this, do you?
The Colonel : You have a sword. You learn how to use it.
Jason : It's just a sword!
The Colonel : No, it is not just a sword. That sword killed the monster once and it can do it again. Study it. Learn how it works and we will all be saved. Now hurry!
-
Jason : I'm nobody's hero, Cassandra. This is not my destiny. I'm just a college student. I go to Cal Poly. I've been going there for seven years; I've had ten majors. I only came to this place to claim a free house.
-
The Colonel : Dimitar has warned that the creature will come back and kill every living song in Ivanova until he has the sword... and you are dead.
Jason : He's really starting to get on my nerves.
-
Dimitar : At dawn the sun shall shine through the sword and connect me and the creature in a bond of pure energy. The creature's spirit - the spirit of the omnipotent wizard Allas - shall be transferred to me and I shall become the most powerful man that has ever walked the earth... and I shall walk the earth for a thousand years!
Jason : Sounds like a party... I'll bring the beer.