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Quotes
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General George Armstrong Custer : We're Americans, we don't plan, we do!
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[from trailer]
General George Armstrong Custer : Any questions
[Sacajawea raises her hand]
General George Armstrong Custer : [Mumbles her name]
Sacajawea : That is not my name.
General George Armstrong Custer : Sacajamea?
Sacajawea : No.
General George Armstrong Custer : Sac, Sack-in-a-box?
Sacajawea : No.
General George Armstrong Custer : Cinco De Mayo. Mission Accomplished
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General George Armstrong Custer : I'm a failure.
Larry Daley : No, you're not.
General George Armstrong Custer : Did you lead 208 Americans to their deaths in the Battle of Little Bighorn?
Larry Daley : No.
General George Armstrong Custer : No not good, not good at all.
Larry Daley : that's not good.
General George Armstrong Custer : Sure, i talk in a good game. But the truth of matter is i don't deserve these stars. I will always be famous for my biggest failure.
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General George Armstrong Custer : The battle of the Smithsonian. The greatest battle the world will never know.
Larry Daley : We'll know.
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General George Armstrong Custer : My hair is considered currency in certain parts of Europe.