The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)
The Greek Caper (1972)
Cherylene Lee: Susie Chan, Mimi Chan
Quotes
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Flip Chan : [reading] "Grecian Replica Company."
Scooter Chan : What's a replica?
Tom Chan : An imitation or copy.
Scooter Chan : You mean that's not a real factory?
Mimi Chan : Of course it's real.
Scooter Chan : Then why does it say replica?
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Anne Chan : Boy, we're at a dead end before we even start.
Tom Chan : This tourist pamphlet has given me an idea.
Alan Chan : Keep it simple.
Tom Chan : When in Rome, one does as the Romans do, right?
Susie Chan : Right.
Anne Chan : But we happen to be in Greece.
Tom Chan : Therefore, let us do what the Greeks do, ask the Delphic Oracle.
Anne Chan : I think it's a superstition. But we've got nothing better to do, so let's go!
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Scooter Chan : [looking through a telescope] Look, Mimi. It's really focused now.
Mimi Chan : Let me see.
Scooter Chan : It's so clear, you can even see the man on the moon.
Mimi Chan : [looking through the telescope] When you grow up, Scooter, you'll find there's no such thing as the man in the... YIPES!
[Chu-Chu makes a face in front of the telescope]
Mimi Chan : It isn't a man! It's a monster!
Scooter Chan : [removes Chu-Chu from the telescope] Nah, it's only Chu-Chu.
[Chu-Chu barks and laughs]
Mimi Chan : That's not funny, Chu-Chu. Besides, you didn't fool me for one minute.
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[Scooter is attempting to play the violin]
Mimi Chan : Oh, Scooter, you're being silly. You're not old enough to do that trick.
Scooter Chan : You just watch.
[Scooter tries again]
Mimi Chan : I told you.
[Anne is showing Charlie Chan a miniature statue of the Winged Venus]
Charlie Chan : It's a great souvenir, Anne.
Anne Chan : I thought it would remind us of this trip to Greece.
Scooter Chan : [to Mimi] Boy, you think you're so smart. I'll show you.
Charlie Chan : [to Anne] Having this at home will bring back memories.
[Scooter plays the violin at a very high note, accidentally shattering Anne's statue]
Scooter Chan : [to Mimi] Okay, I guess you're right. I just don't know how to do it.
Charlie Chan : I'll give you the money for another statue, Anne, but I suggest you first take that violin away from your brother. Heh-heh-heh-heh. In his hands, it's a dangerous weapon.