The Amazing Chan and the Chan Clan (TV Series)
The Mardi Gras Caper (1972)
Lennie Weinrib: Stanley Chan
Quotes
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Henry Chan : Where do you suppose the butler's gone, Stanley?
Stanley Chan : I wouldn't know, I never buttled.
Henry Chan : Oh, that's very...
[looks at Stanley]
Henry Chan : Just what are you supposed to be now?
Stanley Chan : [in disguise] Can't you tell? I'm blending in. I'm a southern colonel, sir.
Henry Chan : You're not a colonel, you're a full-grown nut! Now get out of that stupid disguise!
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[after Charlie Chan solved the case]
Stanley Chan : Boy, that really was simple. How come I didn't figure it out?
Henry Chan : Easy, 'cause your bag is disguising not detecting.
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Stanley Chan : Well, if he wants our help, he'll get it.
Henry Chan : How do you know Craven stole the ring?
Stanley Chan : Are you kidding? That butler disguise didn't fool me for one minute.
Henry Chan : What do you mean disguise? He IS a butler.
Stanley Chan : That's what I mean. The butler's always the one.