- Jody Altmyer: What does a vampire say when you do him a favor?
- Harley Altmyer: I don't know.
- Jody Altmyer: Fangs a lot.
- Harley Altmyer: I think about you. Don't think about you being married or how old you are.
- Callie Mercer: What do you think about?
- Harley Altmyer: Honestly?
- Callie Mercer: Honestly.
- Harley Altmyer: Your ass. Mostly.
- Callie Mercer: My ass.
- Harley Altmyer: Yeah.
- Callie Mercer: Do you think about my ass a lot?
- Harley Altmyer: Define "a lot".
- Callie Mercer: Once a day.
- Harley Altmyer: Yeah.