- Jill: We never said we weren't going to have another baby.
- Tim: I've said it, I've talked about it. I know I've talked about it. I mentioned it on Tool Time.
- Jill: Oh great, so eleven people know about it?
- Tim: Do you remember babies at all? Dirty diapers, colic, 2:00 am feedings, 3:00 am feedings. I don't have the energy for that any more.
- Jill: You don't have the energy to say, "Wake up, Jill, the baby wants you"?
- Tim: [Tim catches Randy and Brad up late watching a horror movie] Wow, he's coming after those teens with a McCulloch 10-10S chainsaw; a damn fine choice. Nice job, ghoul!