- [first title card]
- Title Card: Two years ago an American family crossing the desert took a wrong turn and drove deep into a military area known only as Sector 16. By dawn the next day, half the family had been slaughtered.
- Sarge: You against the war, Doonesbury?
- Napoleon: Not all wars, Sarge, I just think the president lies too much.
- Sarge: All presidents lie, asshole! That's their fucking job!
- Napoleon: Yes, sir.
- Sarge: No president has told the truth since Truman! And you know what he said?
- Napoleon: No, Sarge.
- Sarge: He said that the buck stops here!
- Sarge: A stunning display of individual and group stupidity! Seventeen civilians killed and yourselves. I'm in fucking awe!
- [last title card]
- Title Card: The disappearance of the National Guard trainees and their sergeant was never explained to their family. Officially they were listed as absent without leave. Sector 16 is still not acknowledged to exist.
- Sarge: Do you like fucking with me, Napoleon? I think you do. You know what? You're officially in charge of guarding the latrine. Not using it, but guarding it. I want you to stand with one leg and hold your rifle over your fucking head and make sure that no one steals or molests that port-a-potty, or I will have your Gomer Pyle ass court-martialed immediately.