- Tim Taylor: A live chicken? Brad, who the hell do you hang out with?
- Brad Taylor: Mom...
- Jill Taylor: What?
- Brad Taylor: Dad's cussing.
- Tim Taylor: I wasn't cussing.
- Mark Taylor: He said a bad word.
- Tim Taylor: It wasn't bad.
- Randy Taylor: Yeah, he said "hell" and "damn".
- Tim Taylor: I did *not* say "damn".
- Randy Taylor: *Now* you did.
- Jill Taylor: I found this broccoli in Randy's dirty clothes.
- Tim Taylor: Hmm. Either he's hiding it or not digesting properly.
- Tim Taylor: What are you making over there?
- Wilson Wilson Jr.: Building a porcupine trap.
- Tim Taylor: Really?
- Wilson Wilson Jr.: Hmm.
- Tim Taylor: I don't think there's a lot of porcupines in the Detroit area, are there?
- Wilson Wilson Jr.: Ah ha, but if you build it, they will come.
- Mark Taylor: Dad, Brad and Randy are doing bad things.
- Tim Taylor: Unless it involves human sacrifice, I don't wanna hear about it.
- Mark Taylor: Okay, I'll let you know.