Planet 51 (2009)
Justin Long: Lem
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Quotes
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Skiff : [looking up at movie poster sign] There it is. Just two more days.
Eckle : Wow. Humaniacs III: The Final Battle for Our World.
Skiff , Eckle : Victory or extinction!
Lem : If you guys go in costume, I'm pretending we never met.
Eckle : Did you just say what I think you just said?
Lem : I'm a planetarium professional now. I don't have time for kids' movies anymore.
Skiff : [gasps] Kids' movies? I suppose next you'll say aliens don't exist!
Lem : Duh!
Skiff : Ha! Just as I thought! You're not Lem. You're an alien zombie, like in Humaniacs II.
Lem : Skiff, I'm not a zombie.
Skiff : Yeah, that's what you zombies are programmed to say. Tell me something the real Lem would know.
Lem : Well, I know Skiff is the only nutcase who thinks the government is hiding all alien evidence in Base 9. And you give candy to your puppy so he'll poop jelly beans.
Eckle : [exclaims in disgust]
Skiff : It was just an experiment.
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Lem : What do you want?
Captain Charles T. Baker : Thanks for asking. Coffee, light, two sugars. Do you have any Frappucino up here? Any puff pastry, too. Thanks.
Lem : No, I mean are you here to take over our world and, like, eat our brains?
Captain Charles T. Baker : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Hold on. What kind of sick planet is this? First of all, it's supposed to be uninhabited, okay? Nut full of sea monkeys dancing to the oldies. My mission was to plant Old Glory, whack a few golf balls and head back to the Kids Choice Awards. I'm getting slimed.
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Lem : You were just talking alien.
Captain Charles T. Baker : Hey, I'm not the alien here. You are.
Lem : Me? You are.
Captain Charles T. Baker : No, you are.
Lem : You are. You... You came to my planet.
Captain Charles T. Baker : An alien planet. Hello.
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Lem : What are we supposed to do?
Captain Charles T. Baker : Give them their daily minimum dose of Chuck.
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Lem : Lem. Lem.
Captain Charles T. Baker : Either your name is Lem, or you want to mate with me. Houston, we have a little problem.
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Captain Charles T. Baker : [holds up a Twix bar] Eat this. You become invincible.
Lem : Oh good, then you do it.