- Captain Biallar Crais: John...
- John Crichton: Don't call me John!
- Captain Biallar Crais: Crichton, then. Are you accusing me of theft?
- Aeryn Sun: Talyn, you've seen them both naked. Perhaps you can tell us who's bigger.
- John Crichton: I've seen my share of hardware insertion. I'm not watching.
- Aeryn Sun: It's been modified.
- John Crichton: Yeah, I heard that.
- Aeryn Sun: Less invasive; it's-it's safer.
- John Crichton: Yes, it's new, it's improved, it's the finger of friendship! $19.95! But wait kids, there's more.
- Aeryn Sun: What is the matter with you?
- Aeryn Sun: You are like a plague John Crichton, and you have ruined my life, and yet, I just keep coming back...
- [Stuck in a pod with Stark]
- Dominar Rygel XVI: Mother always said I'd die from incompetence. I finally know what she meant!
- Dominar Rygel XVI: Oh, wonderful, they're alive. Now you can torture them with your insane dribblings.
- John Crichton: That's no moon.
- Captain Biallar Crais: Talyn, focus on propulsion.
- John Crichton: That's a Budong!
- [Stark is trying to convince Talyn's crew to act on his plan]
- Stark: They're going to say yes!
- Dominar Rygel XVI: No, Sebaceans are ugly. Not stupid.