- Tempest: You get Orpheus, and I'll be there on your arm. Don't get Orpheus, and I'll cut off your arm.
- Orpheus: Who are you?
- Icarus: No, the question is, who are you! Huh? Who are you? This young man came to you for a simple wish, and do you listen to him? No! You just grunt and play your stupid glockenspiel!
- Hercules: Uh, Icarus, that's a lyre.
- Icarus: No sir! That's a liar! A big, fat, forget-the-fans-who-made-him kind of liar! You claim to speak for the youth of today, but what do you really know about them? Don't answer that, because we all know it's bupkus! We're glad you're not playing our prom, and do you know why? Because you are not worhy of it! Good day, sir! I said good day!
- Hercules: Icarus, what was that?
- Icarus: Reverse psychology.
- Orpheus: Wait.
- Icarus: See?
- Hades: A guy walks up to a tailor with a torn chiton. He says, "Hey, I've got a torn chiton over here." The tailor asks, "Euripides?" The man says, "You-mendi-dees?" Huh? I know you're out there, 'cause I can hear you rotting.
- Bob the Narrator: And so they didn't give up. They kept plugging away, to succeed where others have failed. Myself, I got a backstage pass and got to party in the pit.
- Muse: Ooh, you go, Bob!
- Icarus: Thank you, you've been a wonderful audience. And now I will play something from my unplugged set. Could someone unplug me?
- Bob the Narrator: And so they didn't give up. They kept plugging away trying to reach the great one, to succeed where others have failed. Myself, I got a backstage pass and got to party in the pit.
- Muse: Ooh, you go, Bob!