Hercules (TV Series)

Hercules and the Prom (1998)

James Woods: Hades

Quotes 

• Lastrigon : Me want Orpheus.

  Hades : You want orpheus, I'll get you orpheus. I'll even get you two of 'em. Now, what's an orpheus?

• Hades : Had I known proms were this much fun, I would've gone to mine.

• Orpheus : I must thank you, Hercules.

  Hercules : Good, but we really should be...

  Orpheus : No, seriously. I owe you one. You have saved me from me.

  Hades : But can he save you from... me? Hercules and Orpheus, come on down!

• Hades : A guy walks up to a tailor with a torn chiton. He says, "Hey, I've got a torn chiton over here." The tailor asks, "Euripides?" The man says, "You-mendi-dees?" Huh? I know you're out there, 'cause I can hear you rotting.

• Hades : [Booming voice]  Mortal! On your knees and gaze upon my magnificent evil!

  Orpheus : [Unperturbed]  Who are you?

  Hades : Oy, why do I even bother? Name's Hades, Lord of the Underworld. Hi, how ya doin'?

• Hades : Seriously, this guy's huge. He makes the Colossus of Rhodes look like a lawn jockey.