Will & Grace (TV Series)

The Kid Stays Out of the Picture (2002)

Debra Messing: Grace Adler

Quotes 

• Grace Adler : Admit it. You're happiest when I'm miserable. I mean, come on. Isn't that our thing? Because then you don't have to look at how miserable you are.

  Will Truman : Shut up, Grace!

  Grace Adler : But I am not gonna be miserable for you. I am gonna try to be happy, and if you can't deal with that, then you are even more pathetic than I thought!

  Will Truman : Get out of here.

  Grace Adler : Go to hell!

  Will Truman : I want you out of here in two weeks! You don't live here anymore.

• [Grace is explaining to Karen about how bad her new boyfriend, Leo, kisses] 

  Karen : Honey, what is the problem? It was just a kiss.

  Grace : Oh, no, no, no. You don't understand. It was a really good kiss.

  Karen : [scoffs]  Yeah! Show me.

  Grace : No.

  Karen : Show me!

  Grace : No!

  Karen : Come on. We're both stoned.

  Grace : Forget it.

  Karen : Shut up and show me.

  [Grace grabs Karen and kisses her for 15 seconds] 

  Karen : Yeah, you're screwed.