Dale Midkiff: Darien Lambert

Quotes 

• Darien Lambert : [lowering the newspaper in frustration]  Cubs lost again.

  Selma : They do that a lot, captain. Why don't you try following another team?

  Darien Lambert : No, Selma, I'll stick with the Cubbies for the next one-hundred and fifty-five years, which is when they *will* win a pennant.