- Selma: Where would you care to begin?
- Darien Lambert: First I want to know more about this horse that beat Prince Regal.
- Selma: His name is Silent Song, he's five years old... hum.
- Darien Lambert: "Hum"? What's "Hum" mean?
- Selma: He appears to have had a sex change.
- Darien Lambert: [chuckling lightly] You're kidding, right?
- Selma: No, my database clearly states he is a maiden.
- Darien Lambert: Selma, in horse racing a "maiden" is a horse that hasn't won yet.
- Randall Quinn: Well, captain, you already know about my invention. The L.E.C.T.O.R.; performance stimulation, without drugs.
- Darien Lambert: With terminal side effects.
- Darien Lambert: Every great idea has its downside.
- Darien Lambert: Well, what's a little thing like wanton slaughter of good horses, for a few million dollars.
- Randall Quinn: Good horses? They were nags; losers. I gave them their moment in the sun.