- D.D. Cummings: [picked up the stuffed frog toy] Hmm. He's a lot better looking than that last guy I went out with.
- [frog goes "ribbit ribbit"]
- D.D. Cummings: And he has a better vocabulary.
- Shane Phillips: [re the stuffed frog wearing a collar] Why would Yogi Bear wear a collar? That boy doesn't even wear pants.
- D.D. Cummings: You know, all classic cartoon characters don't wear pants. Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Duckman...
- D.D. Cummings: [sighs] We're locked in.
- Cassie McBain: What do you mean, "we're locked in"? Jack just left through there a few minutes ago. Shane, give her a hand.
- Shane Phillips: [rises, then realizes:] With what, my mouth?
- [sits down, exasperated]
- Cassie McBain: Doors are locked... phones are dead...
- Shane Phillips: And since every window in here is sealed shut with bulletproof glass, no one could get in or out.
- D.D. Cummings: You mean, we're trapped in here together again? Didn't it just happen?
- Cassie McBain: That was at home. Entirely different.
- D.D. Cummings: That's true.
- Shane Phillips: Yeah, you're right.
- Cassie McBain: Let's just take a deep breath and try to figure this out, okay?
- Cassie McBain: [speaking down to Shane on the weight-lifting bench] Well, well, well, if it isn't the new kid on the cell block.
- Female Prisoner: Are you ever gonna move from that bench, or should we have your mail forwarded here?
- Cassie McBain: Oh, I get it. Hurt yourself just enough so that when you get out, you can be night manager at a convenience store.
- Female Prisoner: [no answer from Shane] Guess this one's gonna need visual aids.
- Cassie McBain: I guess so.
- Shane Phillips: [sits up, scoffs] I hear you. I just couldn't believe Barbie went bad.
- [snorts]
- Shane Phillips: What did you do? Steal Ken's mini-car?
- Cassie McBain: Ooh! And she's *sassy* too!
- Shane Phillips: So why don't you make like New Coke, Betamax and Newt Gingrich and disappear?
- Cassie McBain: Why don't you take a trip to the hospital and save yourself a beating?
- Shane Phillips: Why don't you come with me and have a doc check out that swollen ego?
- Cassie McBain: No, you know what? I think I'm just gonna stay here and work out.
- Cassie McBain: Look, you're either first dog on the sled team, or you end up sniffing somebody else's tail!