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Quotes
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Shane Phillips : [re the stuffed frog wearing a collar] Why would Yogi Bear wear a collar? That boy doesn't even wear pants.
D.D. Cummings : You know, all classic cartoon characters don't wear pants. Bugs Bunny, Porky Pig, Duckman...
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D.D. Cummings : [sighs] We're locked in.
Cassie McBain : What do you mean, "we're locked in"? Jack just left through there a few minutes ago. Shane, give her a hand.
Shane Phillips : [rises, then realizes:] With what, my mouth?
[sits down, exasperated]
Cassie McBain : Doors are locked... phones are dead...
Shane Phillips : And since every window in here is sealed shut with bulletproof glass, no one could get in or out.
D.D. Cummings : You mean, we're trapped in here together again? Didn't it just happen?
Cassie McBain : That was at home. Entirely different.
D.D. Cummings : That's true.
Shane Phillips : Yeah, you're right.
Cassie McBain : Let's just take a deep breath and try to figure this out, okay?
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Cassie McBain : [speaking down to Shane on the weight-lifting bench] Well, well, well, if it isn't the new kid on the cell block.
Female Prisoner : Are you ever gonna move from that bench, or should we have your mail forwarded here?
Cassie McBain : Oh, I get it. Hurt yourself just enough so that when you get out, you can be night manager at a convenience store.
Female Prisoner : [no answer from Shane] Guess this one's gonna need visual aids.
Cassie McBain : I guess so.
Shane Phillips : [sits up, scoffs] I hear you. I just couldn't believe Barbie went bad.
[snorts]
Shane Phillips : What did you do? Steal Ken's mini-car?
Cassie McBain : Ooh! And she's *sassy* too!
Shane Phillips : So why don't you make like New Coke, Betamax and Newt Gingrich and disappear?
Cassie McBain : Why don't you take a trip to the hospital and save yourself a beating?
Shane Phillips : Why don't you come with me and have a doc check out that swollen ego?
Cassie McBain : No, you know what? I think I'm just gonna stay here and work out.