Saturday Night Live (TV Series)
Robert Blake/Kenny Loggins (1982)
Tim Kazurinsky: Astronaut, Veteran, Dr. Jack Badofsky, Alistair Bialystock
Quotes
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Dr. Jack Badofsky : But there are many other types of orgasms recently discovered, for instance: Eskimos have Thawgasms. Indians have Squawgasms. Hillbillies have Hee-Hawgasms. Hockey players have Bobby-Orrgasms. And tennis players have Bjorn Borgasms.
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Medical Reporter : [singing] Everybody doesn't like something; but nobody doesn't like... orgasms. For years it was thought that there was only one type of orgasm; however, thanks to research and our new found friend Mr. G-Spot, scientists have been able to identify several different types of orgasms. For example, people who have sex in sports cars experience Four-on-the-Floorgasms. Women who have sex with a few good men have Marine Corpsgasms; while Lou Grant experienced Mary Tyler Mooregasms. Mrs. Abraham Lincoln often had Four Scoregasms. Newlyweds often have Lets-do-it-'til-we're soregasms, while married couples later have I've-got-mine-you-get-yourgasms. Incidentally, women who are still having trouble reaching orgasm should call this man.
[Shows picture]
Medical Reporter : His name is Tim Kazurinsky and he is available at any time to help you with this problem.
Brad Hall : Wait a minute. This is the worst thing you have ever done. Go, just leave.