Sabrina the Teenage Witch (TV Series)
First Kiss (1997)
Nick Bakay: Salem Saberhagen
Quotes
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Sabrina Spellman : [very concerned about taking the three True Love Tests] Harvey's super cute and I really, really like him but... how am I supposed to know if it's true love?
Salem Saberhagen : Well do you think about him when he's not around?
Sabrina Spellman : [concerned] Yeah.
Zelda Spellman : [almost in wonder] And does your heart beat faster when you see him walking down the hall?
Sabrina Spellman : [concerned] Yeah.
Hilda Spellman : [quite cheerfully] And does it bother you when he chews gum?
Sabrina Spellman : [less concerned] No.
Hilda Spellman : [cheerfully] Then it might be true love!
[Sabrina stands up]
Sabrina Spellman : [confident] I'm taking the test.
[pauses]
Sabrina Spellman : [concerned] Is it multiple-choice?
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[Sabrina enters the room and sees Salem sitting at an open laptop pressing the buttons with a pencil in his mouth]
Sabrina Spellman : Salem what are you doing?
Salem Saberhagen : Nothing.
Sabrina Spellman : [not convinced] You're in a Chatroom again pretending to be a woman aren't you?
[Sabrina takes the pencil out of Salem's mouth]
Salem Saberhagen : [still looking at the laptop] I like the attention.
Sabrina Spellman : [closes down the laptop and packs it away] Well, say goodbye. Harvey's here and you'd better start acting cattier.
Salem Saberhagen : [annoyed] Mean.