NYPD Blue (TV Series)

Take My Wife, Please (2004)

Max Baker: Ian Braithwaite

Quotes 

• [Sipowicz and Clark are examining a dead body] 

  Ian Braithwaite : Uh... pardon me, so sorry. I don't mean to appear maudlin, but well, um, no one's going to believe me back home. It would mean a great deal to me if I could have my picture taken with you both.

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : Nuh-no. Show's over, pal.

  Ian Braithwaite : We've had such a terrible time in your city. This would go a long way to making it...

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : Why don't you take off.

  Ian Braithwaite : Certainly.

  [turns away] 

  Det. Andy Sipowicz : [to Clark]  That little dickhead is gonna snap a picture regardless. Watch.

  [Ian turns to take a photo as Sipowicz and Clark both give him the middle finger] 

  Ian Braithwaite : Brilliant!