- Paul Simon: [after dispatching Pops by working a trapdoor lever] I love it, but of course, I know fifty ways to love your lever.
- Gonzo: As long as I'm here, I'd like to donate my body to science.
- Rowlf the Dog: With your body, it would be donated to science fiction.
- Janice: To donate your body, don't you have to be dead?
- Gonzo: So what? I believe in re-incarnation.
- Miss Piggy: What would you come back as next time?
- Gonzo: How should I know? I don't even know what I am this time.
- Kermit the Frog: Gonzo, you're not going to sing are you? Why don't you do that act you rehearsed?
- Gonzo: What? Perform an underwater heart transplant on myself?
- Kermit the Frog: Sure, why not?
- Gonzo: I don't know. Last time I did it, I died!
- Link Hogthrob: Hold it, hold it, this is the Sheriff of Nottingham here, and you're under arrest for playing a lute without a license.
- Gonzo: [singing] For you, I'd wash my hair with stinky glue, I'd fry my legs and eat them too, I'd put a spider in my shoe, for you. That was the first verse. Would you like to hear the other 28?
- Kermit the Frog: OK, well, we've done a lot for the music-lovers on the show, so it's time we did something for the music-haters. So here he is, as threatened, the Great Gonzo singing a song.
- [cheers weakly]
- Kermit the Frog: Yay. Uh, those of you with hearing aids may wish to remove the batteries.
- Miss Piggy: Dr. Bob, you don't look well. Are you alright?
- Rowlf: I'm still in shock from what happened to my last patient.
- Miss Piggy: But you cured him.
- Rowlf: You don't think that was a shock?