Mork & Mindy (TV Series)

Skyflakes Keep Falling on My Head (1979)

Robert Donner: Exidor

Quotes 

• Cora Hudson : If I should go belly up tomorrow, you can put "She saw it all" on my tombstone.

  Frederick McConnell : What are you talking about?

  Cora Hudson : Well, I've met a man from outer-space, but that's nothing compared to that student out in back! This bozo looks so WEIRD! He makes Mork look like a Republican!

  Mork : Whoa, my kinda guy! Do you think I should observe him?

  Cora Hudson : Somebody should keep him under observation!

  [Exidor and his imaginary friends enter] 

  Exidor : Step aside! Don't push! We can't all get through the door at the same time!

• Exidor : Mork, do you have any idea how old I am? Wrong! Next Wednesday afternoon, I'll be twelve years old.

  Mork : Whoa, you're awfully mature for your age.

  Exidor : Guilt without sex! That's the key!

• Exidor : I'm too old to stand on street corners preaching! I've got to settle down! Get a straight, conventional job.

  Mork : What do you think you'd like to be?

  Exidor : Emperor of the Earth!

• Exidor : Do you have any idea who runs this world? Wrong, again! I'll tell you who runs this world... Joe Cocker! Mick Jagger! Bette Midler! Yes, rock stars, Mork! Rock stars! And they don't have a leader! Until now! That's right, I am going to be THE rock star! That's why I'm taking lessons from Mrs. Hudson. I'm going out on tour, Mork!

• Mork : You don't have any talent.

  Exidor : Well, that's never stopped any rock group before. Besides, you've never seen me perform! Mork, you wait right here, I'll get my axe!

• Mork : "Exidor the Emperor." Has a nice ring to it. You won't be taking anybody else's job. I know what I can do, I'll help you get elected! I'll be your campaign manager! I know what we'll do, first we'll get a tub to thump, some babies to kiss! Then we'll get another set of lips so you can talk out of both sides of your mouth!

  Exidor : Mork!

  Mork : Yes, yes! You know, it'll work! Then we'll get you some hands to shake, some backs to slap, we'll get you some money to pass money under a table, a launder to clean it, a Korean park!

  Exidor : Mork!

  Mork : I know, we'll build a public image for you! First of all, you'll have a debate, you'll lose it, you'll make a comeback! Then you'll rent a motel, you'll get Cuban burglars to break into it! Then you'll have some tapes - 18 minutes will be missing from the tapes!

  Exidor : Mork! Wise up! You can't get ELECTED emperor!

• Exidor : The man exudes charm. I have a feeling in a previous life, he was a dust cover.

• Mork : You have a summer home?

  Exidor : I bought it four years ago, when I was a doctor.