Mork & Mindy (TV Series)

Mork the Gullible (1978)

Robin Williams: Mork

Quotes 

• Mork : Oh therefore if I think the sky is falling, ipso facto, I'm gullible.

  Mindy McConnell : Yeah, I'm afraid so. Like yesterday when you heard that TV commercial say 'run out and catch a bus' and you started building a trap?

  Mork : Oh, I would've caught one too, I was going to use a segregated school as bait!

• Exidor : I realized that my faith had been misplaced and I began my quest for truth. I tried Buddhism, Catholicism, Judaism, Punch-and-Judy-ism, but nothing worked for me! Until I found him!

  Mork : Who?

  Exidor : Mork, I worship O.J. Simpson!

• Mork : There's an old Orkan phrase about that: If one cannot trust oneself, then one cannot trust another.

  Mindy McConnell : Oh, that's nice.

  Mork : I'm not finished. And if one cannot trust another, then others cannot trust another, and then others cannot trust others, and finally, who can one trust?

  Frederick McConnell : Does everybody on Ork talk like that?

  Mork : Well, we don't have sex, we've gotta do something.

• Mork : [after walking in the snow without a coat, entering the apartment stiffly]  Shazbot, I'm frigid!

• Mork : [holding snow in his hand]  Wow, it's cold, and beautiful... and not house broken!

• Mindy McConnell : Look, it's snowing outside!

  Mork : Shazbot! The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Mayday, Mayday! Take evasive action, you get under there with the baby, you don't have a baby, too bad! They scoffed at Chicken Little but they're not laughing now. That little sucker's gonna make a lot of money off this.

  [picks up phone book] 

  Mork : I've got to call him, I've got to call him... just my luck, he's unlisted.

  Mindy McConnell : Calm down, snow is perfectly harmless.

  Mork : It is?

  Mindy McConnell : Yes.

  Mork : Boy do I feel like a flake.

• Mindy McConnell : You should go out and observe the snow, it'll be a whole new experience.

  Mork : Are you sure those sky flakes won't bash my brains out?

  Mindy McConnell : I promise you it's perfectly safe.

• Mork : Exidor, why are you in jail?

  Exidor : Religious persecution!

• Exidor : Mork, the man lied to you, just as those crummy Venusians lied to me!

  Mork : I know, you can't trust a man with four lips. All you get is double-talk.

  Exidor : They promised me they were coming down and destroy the Earth on Labor Day! They let me down!

• Exidor : Mork, I want you to renounce your sins against football!

  Mork : Exidor, I've watched the World Series.

  Exidor : Oh, blasphemy! The World Series! Baseball is pagan! Do ten Hike Marys!

  Mork : And I look up to Kareem-Abdul Jabbar!

  Exidor : Oh, do a hundred push-ups!

  Mork : And I hate to say this... I like Howard Cosell.

  Exidor : Let us pray!

• Mork : I hate to disappoint you, Exidor, but I don't have much faith in football, and O.J.'s just a man and football's just a game.

  Exidor : Blasphemy! Mork, you've just fouled out on the game of life! May you burn in Buffalo!

• Frederick McConnell : How was your night in jail?

  Mork : Nobody knows the trouble I've seen.

  Mindy McConnell : Oh, what trouble?

  Mork : Nobody knows!

• The Girl Scout : Hi mister! Would you like to buy some cookies?

  Mork : NO! *slams door on her face*