Mork & Mindy (TV Series)

Mork Goes Erk (1979)

Morgan Fairchild: Susan Taylor

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Quotes 

• Susan : ERK teaches you how to love yourself.

  Franklin Delano Bickley : I bet you got an A.

  Susan : A+!

• Mindy McConnell : Mr. Bickley, you're just going through a writer's slump. Mork is leaving for good!

  Franklin Delano Bickley : Look, sister, Little Muffet ain't coming back, either.

  Mork : Oh. None of us has a reason to be happy now.

  Franklin Delano Bickley : [helping himself to their drinks]  I'll drink to that.

  [Susan bursts through the door, all smiles] 

  Susan : Knock, knock, knock!

  [Her smile fades. Mork is slumped over, rubbing his ear. Mindy is slumped over, shading her eyes because of tears. Bickley is leaning on the counter, burying himself in a drink] 

  Susan : Well, what a group. Hear No Evil, See No Evil, and Feel No Pain. What's wrong with you people?

  Franklin Delano Bickley : I've lost my talent.

  Mindy McConnell : Mork is leaving.

  Mork : The rabbit died.

• Susan : You people have got to get ERK!

  Franklin Delano Bickley : You've been irking me since you came in.

  Susan : Mindy, listen. ERK would help you with your depression. And Mr. Bickley, you know, you could use some help with your drinking.

  Franklin Delano Bickley : I drink fine by myself.

  Susan : Oh, and Mork, I bet he could come up with something for you.

  Mork : Yeah. That sounds exciting. Come on, Mindy!

  [taking her hands and leaping up] 

  Mork : Let's not poop the party!

• Susan : This is Ellsworth!

  [Mork and Mindy stand up to shake hands, but Ellsworth ignores them] 

  Susan : Oh, Ellsworth, you know, we're so lucky to have a man like you, so unselfish - it's a special gift for...

  Ellsworth : [interrupting her with a huge smile]  Yes, excuse me, excuse me. Could you hold that thought just a moment?

  Susan : [almost swooning toward him]  Ohh, yes.

  [Ellsworth, checkbook in hand, starts counting how many people are attending] 

  Ellsworth : Seventeen, eighteen, nineteen, twenty. Twenty bodies, twenty checks! Okay, we're all set.

  [He puts his checkbook in his pocket] 

  Ellsworth : Now, what were you saying?

  Mork : She was saying how nice it was that an unselfish man like you came all this way for a little thing like money!