- [last lines]
- John Locke: [cries out to the hatch] I've done everything you wanted me to! So, why did you do this! Why!
- Jack: [Sawyer has been complaining about headaches; Jack is having a little fun with him while conducting an eye exam] Have you ever had sex with a prostitute?
- Sawyer: What the hell's that got to do with anything?
- Jack: Is that a yes?
- Sawyer: [begrudgingly] Yes.
- Jack: Have you ever contracted a sexually transmitted disease?
- Jack: [Sawyer glares at him] I'll take that as another "yes". When was the last outbreak?
- Sawyer: Go to hell, Doc.
- Kate: [Sawyer leaves] I know he deserved it, but...
- Jack: He needs glasses.
- Boone: [in Locke's hallucination] Theresa falls up the stairs. Theresa falls down the stairs. Theresa falls up the stairs. Theresa falls down the stairs. Theresa falls up the stairs. Theresa falls down the stairs. Theresa falls up the stairs.
- Jack: [about Sawyer] Look, Kate, I'd love nothing more than to check the guy out, and make sure he's okay, but we both know all I'm going to get for my trouble is a snappy one-liner... and if I'm real lucky, a brand new nickname.
- Jack Shephard: I'd love nothing more than to check the guy out and make sure he's okay, but we both know all I'm gonna get for my trouble is a snappy one-liner. And if I'm real lucky a brand-new nickname.