Home Improvement (TV Series)

Wild Kingdom (1991)

Jonathan Taylor Thomas: Randy Taylor

Quotes 

• Randy : [there is a snake in the light fixture]  Come on, Dad, just stick your finger in the light. When the snake bites it, pull him out.

  Tim : Ha ha ha. Can I talk to you a minute? Maybe you didn't hear ol' Dad the first time: Shut up.

• [Tim's reading the instructions to the pilot light] 

  Tim : "Hold 15 seconds, and..."

  Randy : Open your mouth, or the shock-waves from the blast will make your head explode.

  [holds mouth wide open]