Home Improvement (TV Series)

Wild Kingdom (1991)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

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Quotes 

• Tim : What about you, Wilson? What are you afraid of?

  Wilson : I do have one underlying fear, Tim - I'm afraid that reality, as we know it, is someone else's dream. When the dreamer wakes, I'll no longer exist.

  Tim : ...Wilson, I wouldn't share that with too many people.

• Tim : [about a mouse]  Jill, it's just an innocent thing.

  Jill : Tim, they are dirty, they carry disease, they eat garbage.

  Tim : So do the boys, and you're not afraid of *them*.

• Randy : [there is a snake in the light fixture]  Come on, Dad, just stick your finger in the light. When the snake bites it, pull him out.

  Tim : Ha ha ha. Can I talk to you a minute? Maybe you didn't hear ol' Dad the first time: Shut up.

• [Tim's reading the instructions to the pilot light] 

  Tim : "Hold 15 seconds, and..."

  Randy : Open your mouth, or the shock-waves from the blast will make your head explode.

  [holds mouth wide open]