- Heidi: [half asleep] Does anybody know what time it is?
- Jill: 5:00. Oh, my back.
- Wilson: [about Al's snoring] I haven't heard sounds like that since I was in Nairobi, studying the breeding patterns of wart hogs.
- Tim: Hoooh! Woo-ee! Did I sleep well or what? I got some hot, cheese blintzes in the oven, guys!
- Heidi, Jill, Wilson, Kyle, Al: SHUT UP!
- [they toss pillows at him]
- Heidi: If everyone were a tube lizard like you, we'd all be maytagging by now.
- Tim: Maytagging? Tube lizard? A couple of brochures and you're Popeye all of a sudden?
- Al: Oh, you'll have to forgive Tim. He can't help being an insensitive LOUT!
- Kyle: I can't take it anymore! So much noise I can't hear the voices in my head.