Home Improvement (TV Series)

Whitewater (1998)

Tim Allen: Tim Taylor

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Quotes 

• Heidi : [half asleep]  Does anybody know what time it is?

  Jill : 5:00. Oh, my back.

  Wilson : [about Al's snoring]  I haven't heard sounds like that since I was in Nairobi, studying the breeding patterns of wart hogs.

  Tim : Hoooh! Woo-ee! Did I sleep well or what? I got some hot, cheese blintzes in the oven, guys!

  Heidi , Jill , Wilson , Kyle , Al : SHUT UP!

  [they toss pillows at him] 

• Kyle : You know, Taylor, you ought to be ashamed of yourself. Your wife takes the time to plan this great trip for you, and what do you do? You piddle all over it.

  Tim : Look, it's my party. I'll piddle if I want to.

• Heidi : If everyone were a tube lizard like you, we'd all be maytagging by now.

  Tim : Maytagging? Tube lizard? A couple of brochures and you're Popeye all of a sudden?

  Al : Oh, you'll have to forgive Tim. He can't help being an insensitive LOUT!

  Kyle : I can't take it anymore! So much noise I can't hear the voices in my head.