Home Improvement (TV Series)

Where There's a Will, There's a Way (1992)

Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor

Quotes 

• Tim : I didn't bug you during childbirth.

  Jill : No, but you bugged me during conception.

• Mark : But Mom, they were gonna play with me.

  Jill : Mark, when Brad and Randy say they want to play with you, always ask yourself, "What do they want to DO to me?"