Home Improvement (TV Series)

This Joke's for You (1993)

Earl Hindman: Wilson Wilson, Jr.

Quotes 

• Wilson : Parents are the bone on which children sharpen their teeth. What I'm saying is that when a boy is young, he worships his father and in order for the boy to become a man, he's got to see his father as a fallible human being and stop seeing him as a god.

  [Later] 

  Tim : Where's Randy? I got to talk to him. I just found out I'm not God.

  Jill : Oh Tim, I'm so sorry.

  Tim : [to Randy]  I know what's going on here. You're at the point in your life where you have to clean your teeth on my bones.