Home Improvement (TV Series)
This Joke's for You (1993)
Patricia Richardson: Jill Taylor
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Quotes
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Wilson : Parents are the bone on which children sharpen their teeth. What I'm saying is that when a boy is young, he worships his father and in order for the boy to become a man, he's got to see his father as a fallible human being and stop seeing him as a god.
[Later]
Tim : Where's Randy? I got to talk to him. I just found out I'm not God.
Jill : Oh Tim, I'm so sorry.
Tim : [to Randy] I know what's going on here. You're at the point in your life where you have to clean your teeth on my bones.
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Jill : Mom called me a nickname and she always called me this nickname. She said it when I was 14, we just moved to a new place and she said it right in front of all my new friends. I was so mad at her. The mean things I called her.
Tim : Never mind what you called her, what did she call you?
Jill : Oh right, like I'm really gonna tell you. You have to swear that you won't breathe a word of it to anyone.
Tim : Cross my heart and hope to die. Hope a wrench hits me right in the eye.
Jill : Jilly Dilly.
[Tim laughs]
Jill : I don't want to hear that name in this house ever again.
Tim : I may have to say it on Tool Time.