Randy : My dad's been in the hospital so much they gave him a preferred customer card.
Tim : Yeah, one more head injury and we win a trip to Hawaii.
Tim : I want to talk to you.
Randy : Why didn't you just call me on the intercom? Or is it still picking up ambulance calls?
Tim : You really bust my chops sometimes.
Randy : Well you make it so easy, Dad.
Randy : Did you rebel against your father?
Tim : He died before I could be a real jerk.
Randy : He'd be proud if he could see you now.
Randy : Oh yeah, Dad, by the way I'm still getting the all-Spanish station through my intercom.
Tim : Real funny. Don't quit your day job.
Jill : That was real adult.
Tim : Well he started it.
Tim : For the next couple years you're not going to be yourself.
Randy : Who am I going to be?
Tim : A little wise guy that smarts off to people that a lot of people think is a real jerk.
Randy : Chip off the old block, eh?
Tim : I don't want you making jokes about my job, or about me getting hurt and screwing things up. Anything that makes me look bad.
Randy : What is left to joke about?
Tim : Mom.
Tim : Guys, wanna hear something real funny about your mother?
Randy : She's not really married to you?
Tim : How long do you want to stay up in your room?
Randy : Don't blame me. It was adolescence.
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