Home Improvement (TV Series)

The Look (1995)

Richard Karn: Al Borland

Quotes 

• Tim : [reading off the menu]  Chili and onions, Chili-cheese dogs, Three-cheese chili omelets. Wheeew I think I've died and gone to heaven.

  Al : I know what killed you.

• Al : I hate the look.

  Marty Taylor : How would you know about the look? You're not even married.

  Al : I get the look when I am snippy to mother.

  Tim : In your mom's case, the look's actually an improvement.

• Harry : Why can't you do it?

  Dolores : I'm in the middle of a shift.

  Harry : Well I'm working too.

  Dolores : [sarcastically]  Yeah right, looks like you're killing yourself. Harry, I am telling you to go get her.

  Harry : I'm telling you no!

  [Dolores stops and begins to turn around] 

  Tim : Look out, guys, here it comes!

  [Tim and Marty duck; Dolores flashes "the look". Al and Benny stare in horror] 

  Benny Baroni : [after pause]  Oh my God. I've never seen anything like it. Uh... Where's the podiatrist? I'll go get her myself.

  [exits] 

  Al : Listen, I'll-I'll drive you there.

  [follows Benny] 

  Harry : I'll show you the way!

  [exits] 

  Tim : Thank goodness we shut our eyes at the right time, Marty.