Home Improvement (TV Series)
Flying Sauces (1991)
Taran Noah Smith: Mark Taylor
Quotes
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Mark Taylor : Mom said you're supposed to be nice to me.
Randy Taylor : You see Mom anywhere in this backyard? Now get lost.
Mark Taylor : You've *got* to play with me; we're brothers.
Randy Taylor : ...We're not your brothers.
Mark Taylor : Yes, you are.
Randy Taylor : I'm gonna let you in on a secret. We're aliens from outer space.
Mark Taylor : You're a big fat liar, Randy!
Randy Taylor : My name isn't Randy; it's Zelnot!
Brad Taylor : I'm Zorton.
Mark Taylor : No, you're not; you're Brad and Randy.
Randy Taylor : No... Brad and Randy are gone. We sucked the blood out of their brains and took over their bodies. We have *many* powers. We can read minds.
Mark Taylor : No, you can't.
Randy Taylor : I'll prove it. Zorton?
Brad Taylor : Talk to me, Zelnot.
Randy Taylor : I'm thinking of a number between one and ten; what is it?
Brad Taylor : Four!
Randy Taylor : That's right.
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Mark Taylor : Are you gonna make Brad and Randy say they're sorry?
Tim Taylor : Well, you have two choices: You either make 'em apologize, or we could get even.
Mark Taylor : Get even!
Tim Taylor : That's my boy!
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Tim Taylor : Why are you walkin' backwards? You could hurt yourself doin' that.
Mark Taylor : Better than getting all my blood sucked out.
Tim Taylor : ...He's got a good point there.
Jill Taylor : Have you been talking to your brothers? What have they been telling you now?
Mark Taylor : They think you're all from outer space.
Jill Taylor : Honey, you know that's not true.
Tim Taylor : Jill, sometimes you wake up early in the morning...