Home Improvement (TV Series)
Flying Sauces (1991)
Tim Allen: Tim Taylor
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Quotes
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Tim Taylor : Rock writes, "Dear Tim: I am the foreman for K & B Construction Company up here in Bay City. My crew and I watch you all the time. We love your clothes - especially the eclectic Italian look with triple-pleated slacks." Thanks, fellas.
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Tim Taylor : These are kids without central nervous systems, all right? We have to learn how to out-torment *them*.
Jill Taylor : [unimpressed by the idea] Oh, I see; stoop to their level.
Tim Taylor : Exactly! You wanna teach Brad and Randy a lesson? Tonight, when I'm cookin' that chili, I'll cut up this cauliflower, and we'll tell them we've got rabbit brains in there.
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Mark Taylor : Are you gonna make Brad and Randy say they're sorry?
Tim Taylor : Well, you have two choices: You either make 'em apologize, or we could get even.
Mark Taylor : Get even!
Tim Taylor : That's my boy!
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Jill Taylor : What are we gonna do about Brad and Randy? They keep tormenting Mark.
Tim Taylor : That's why we had Mark - so they'd leave *us* alone.
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Tim Taylor : Why are you walkin' backwards? You could hurt yourself doin' that.
Mark Taylor : Better than getting all my blood sucked out.
Tim Taylor : ...He's got a good point there.
Jill Taylor : Have you been talking to your brothers? What have they been telling you now?
Mark Taylor : They think you're all from outer space.
Jill Taylor : Honey, you know that's not true.
Tim Taylor : Jill, sometimes you wake up early in the morning...
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[Tim finds an old eight-track tape in the basement]
Tim Taylor : "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida."
[begins to sing, off key]
Tim Taylor : In A Gadda Da Vida, baby...
[Jill takes the tape away]
Jill Taylor : Who sang "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida"?
Tim Taylor : I just was. In A Gadda Da Vida...
Jill Taylor : Who sang "In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida" so people would want to hear it?
