- Tim: When you get older, you'll understand not everything is so cut and dried!
- Randy: I understand that now, Dad. You're taking the company line. You're a sellout. But then to be a sellout, you'd have to have principles to begin with.
- Tim: Hey, I not only have principles, but I'm your ride home!
- Randy: I'll take public transportation!
- Tim: Hey, don't use your fancy words with me. It's called a bus!
- Jill: I'm Jill Taylor, I'm a counseling intern.
- Lou Hanson: Nice to meet you.
- Jill: Well, before we begin, I'd like to talk a little bit about my methodology. I am an avid proponent of emotionally focused couples therapy, which is founded on the belief that couples hide their primary emotions and instead exhibit secondary reactive emotions which result in negative interactions which is pursue/distance or blame/withdraw, serving as a defense against a more vulnerable, primary emotions. Any questions?
- Lou Hanson: Are you the only therapist or can we get someone else?
- Tim: You know my son, Randy?
- Bud Harper: Of course I do. How could I forget the little guy? You still on the soccer team?
- Randy: No, that's my older brother, Brad.
- Bud Harper: Oh, oh, you're the Karate Kid!
- Randy: No, that's Mark.
- Bud Harper: Oh. Well, what do you do?
- Tim: What if he starts protesting leather? Says we can't eat meat. Or what if he starts falling in love with dolphins and says we gotta throw out all our tuna? I'm only saying this once: I love my kids, but I will never, EVER give up my tuna.