- Tim: [discussing the what-ifs of Tim losing his job for refusing to promote a bad tool] 30 weeks isn't that long!
- Jill: Well, I'd have two options, see, you'd stay home and do the laundry, and then I'd get the pool boy!
- [Tim starts to fake cry]
- Jill: [sympathetically] Oh, now honey, I would never trade you for anyone.
- [they kiss]
- Jill: Unless I could get a pool boy who did the laundry.