- Danny: You're always one step ahead.
- Det. Steve McGarrett: That's why I've got the big office, Danno.
- Danny: [Danno flashes McGarrett the peace sign] Peace and love, strong brother.
- Det. Steve McGarrett: [McGarrett flashes him back] Peace.
- Det. Steve McGarrett: Kono, how much weight are you carrying?
- Kono: About 245.
- Det. Steve McGarrett: What size shoes do you wear?
- Kono: I got teeny little feet... Size 13.
- Che Fong: From the depth of that print, I'd say he weighed between 210 to 260.
- Det. Steve McGarrett: Little fella, huh?
- Danny: Guess who's 6 feet 6, strong as a bull, and wears size 14 and a half EEE shoes?
- Det. Steve McGarrett: Sir Lancelot, John Hayes... Who else?
- Danny: [Steve has put an APB on 2 fish] Did I hear you right, Steve?... Are you putting me on?
- Det. Steve McGarrett: Do I look like I'm making jokes?... I said I wanted to put out an all points for 2 fish, and that's what I meant... 2 fish.
- Kono: What names do they go by, boss?
- Kono: You got something against having an easy case once in a while, Boss?
- Det. Steve McGarrett: Let's find John Hayes first and see how easy it is, huh?
- Det. Steve McGarrett: [John Hays can't recall what he did] You better remember mister!... YOU BETTER BUST A GUT REMEMBERING!