The Golden Girls (TV Series)

On Golden Girls (1985)

Billy Jayne: David

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• David : Why should I stay here when I have all this crappy stuff to do? And nobody likes me anyway.

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : You know first of all buddy boy, life is FULL of crappy stuff to do; it's everywhere so you better get used to it, the president has crappy stuff to do. Second of all your grandmother happens to like you, my mother likes you, she doesn't hit anyone unless she really cares, take it from me, and I like you.

• David : You know this really stinks, what am I supposed to do for the next two weeks? Just sit around and listen to your arteries harden?

  Blanche Devereaux : [gasps]  David, you stop that.

  Dorothy Petrillo-Zbornak : You know something, I'm having a real problem with your attitude.

  David : Oh yeah? Well you can all just kiss my attitude.

  [Sophia hits him, applause from the audience]