The Golden Girls (TV Series)
How Do You Solve a Problem Like Sophia? (1990)
Betty White: Rose Nylund
Quotes
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Dorothy Zbornak : [after Sophia leaves to join a convent] God, I miss that woman. Say what you want about her, we all loved having her around.
Rose Nylund : I miss someone to have a chat with at midnight.
Blanche Devereaux : You know what I'm gonna miss most about Sophia? The way she used to tease me. The way she would ever-so-subtly jab me with names like, 'Tramp', 'Floozie', 'Trollop', 'Harlot', 'Magic Carpet Ride'.
Rose Nylund : [everyone joins in the fun] 'The Human Luge'.
Dorothy Zbornak : But she was never cuter than when she simply called you, 'Shore Leave'.
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Sophia Petrillo : I've always had a dream, a very private dream, one I never talked about. When I was growing up, I wanted to join the convent. Well, until I was seventeen.
Rose Nylund : What happened then?
Sophia Petrillo : [to Dorothy] Your father put his hand in my blouse.
Blanche Devereaux : So?
Sophia Petrillo : So, I felt soiled, filthy, dirty. You know, in love.
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Rose Nylund : Well, you're not gonna believe this. I've just been talking on the 'phone for a half hour, and guess what?
Blanche Devereaux : You forgot to dial first?
Rose Nylund : No.
Dorothy Zbornak : You held the receiver upside down.
Rose Nylund : Huh-uh.
Dorothy Zbornak : It wasn't even the 'phone, it was the TV remote control.
Rose Nylund : No.
Blanche Devereaux : A shoe?
Rose Nylund : Blanche, please, I'm not an idiot... The TV has a remote control?